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Watch out tofu! The Baconator is here. Lock your nanna up because it’s time for BACON!
If you’re wondering why you’re visiting this bacon site, let me tell you why.
Why You Are Here:
Bacon is the one constant in the world. It does not care what color you are, what religion you are, what gender you are, which shoe you put on first, whether you have piercings or tattoos, OR if you’ve recently been scorned by tofu.
Bacon is the great equalizer. It will always be there when you need it.
It also could be that some random friend sent you this link and said, HOLY %#!t, you gotta see this!
Why I Am Here:
Well, first off I write this. DUH. Hoping to increase the average IQ of my readers soon. Anyways, Pound O Bacon Friday is a site I created to share my love of bacon. Actually, I’m a powerlifter and I need to gain about 5lbs so I figured why not eat a pound o bacon every friday. Plus I just like eating a pound of bacon. I mean, come on, if they didn’t want you to eat a pound, they wouldn’t package it in a pound pack. Think about it. Makes perfect sense.
If you want to get all analytical about it, this could also be called a “cheat day”. However, my “cheat day” is more like a cheat weekend, because we can’t forget about “Pizza Saturday“.
Oh, and I don’t just eat a pound of bacon. I like to have a nice salad and a steak as an appetizer. Plus, for dessert I have a nice yummy pint of cookie dough ice cream, and depending on the sales that day, 1-4 red bulls or rockstars. mmmmm. (P.S. Energy drinks & coffay for that matter, have no effect on me.)